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1. One who is infatuated with the game Cranium.
2. An expert or experienced Cranium Player.

It is important to note that this word was coined by none other than Lady Lima Bean Linda, the Cranium Queen.
Craig & Doug: "Linda, we have to play Cranium!"
Linda: "Finally, my plan to turn the people of the world into my Cranite minions is begining to unfold. Muuuuuahahahahahaaaaaaa."
Cranite by Sans Flornal July 16, 2005
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Cranie by cool girl Hayden July 11, 2012
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Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!
Cranter by Windybey August 23, 2012
When people named Nathaniel stick a crayon up their butt
Nathaniel: “Yo man I’m about to go pull a big craniel right now”
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Cranie Flat 

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.
Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.

crapitextrous 

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions
Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous
crapitextrous by steve austin July 22, 2004
a person of substantial size or weight that must be moved by a crane
I ate so much mac&cheese i feel like a cranie!
cranie by sissy boo June 30, 2009
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