Cranie

Sam Scott

You are such a cranie

by cool girl Hayden July 11, 2012

cranie

a person of substantial size or weight that must be moved by a crane

I ate so much mac&cheese i feel like a cranie!

by sissy boo June 30, 2009

Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.

Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.

by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011

CRANE TECHNIQUE

1. The "Crane" style of martial arts.
2. Notable in the Karate Kid movie as the winning front kick Daniel used against the Cobra Kai.
3. An electronic musician from Ventura CA.

1. I am studying the CRANE TECHNIQUE style martial art.
2. "If used correctly, no can defense." - Mr. Miyagi

3. The new CRANE TECHNIQUE song is fire!

by Wise Grasshoppa July 10, 2017

Crane Fatty

A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not move unless transported by machinery.

In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.

by Donald P. March 20, 2009

crance

cry + dance = crance. when you're moved to tears while dancing.

The performance was just so epic & moving, I cranced silently lost in the crowd.

by The O.L.G. September 25, 2012

cranberry mist

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014