cranie

a person of substantial size or weight that must be moved by a crane

I ate so much mac&cheese i feel like a cranie!

by sissy boo June 30, 2009

Cranie

Sam Scott

You are such a cranie

by cool girl Hayden July 11, 2012

Cranied

The art of walking into a room busting ass (farting) and walking off. This can only be done by a person with a pungeant odor.

Jim: What smells so bad?
Brian: I don't know but Steve just walked through and I think he cranied us.

by Billy bad ass October 10, 2012

Crani

A pathetic guy (with a big dick)

I stopped talking to him because he was a Crani, but I didn't stop fucking him (of course).

by Jimmy Jimmereeno February 20, 2003

craNy

craNy is how you describe someone or something that is beyond crazy. By simply turning the Z in crazy 45° to the left or right u too can be craNy.

I'm not crazy... I'm craNy!

by superspicious March 10, 2016

Crani

A really hot cool guy

Damn that nig is definetly a crani

by Nick Stoudemire February 16, 2003

Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.

Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.

by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011