Crandid 

A pimp-daddy grandad that's straight homie

I can't wait to spend time with Crandid this weekend. He's the coolest guy ever.

Crandid by Jiggeroll December 1, 2021

Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

Tea Party Candidate by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.

"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"

fake candid by deacon frost November 24, 2014

candid 

Unposed photos, often taken without the subjects knowledge.

Did you check out those candids of Jessica Alba at the beach?

candid by Otori October 4, 2006

Candida

One of the most intelligent absolutely gorgeous woman you will ever meet. She is a combination of sassy, bossy, and stubborn. A loyal friend to those that prove they are just as loyal. Very protective of those she loves. She is level headed and trustworthy. Her beauty and awesome attitude leads to many wanting to be in her life and those that have been in her life once never want to be without her.

Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.

I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.

Candida by firefly2007 October 29, 2011

the Crime Candidate 

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.

Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.

the Crime Candidate by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023

candid selfie 

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.

Nice candid selfie profile pic!

candid selfie by csh425 May 13, 2014