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guy with huge dick and who's great in bed
that guy is a real candido
candido by candido May 13, 2005
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A severe bruising of the inside of a woman's mouth preferably behind the cheeks caused by rapid recipicating of a males large penis
Dude that chick sure got one hell of a "candido" last night in her mouth. I bet she'll be hurting for days.
candido by Magnum ken August 24, 2017
Amazing man with many skills with the biggest dick EVER!
DAMN Candido you got a big dick!
Candido by fabulousbby February 2, 2018
A sexy ass Dominican man that is absolutely perfect in every way. he gotta big ass dick and is bomb at eating pussy. but he gotta smart ass mouth so don't be afraid to smack him around a bit
Is that Candido! He's looking fine as hell today! (wink, wink)
Candido by han_uh_pangea March 31, 2019
he is such a candido
Candido by fkuhafiugaf June 2, 2021

candiosity 

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".
That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!
candiosity by Telephony November 27, 2011

Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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