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candido 

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A severe bruising of the inside of a woman's mouth preferably behind the cheeks caused by rapid recipicating of a males large penis
Dude that chick sure got one hell of a "candido" last night in her mouth. I bet she'll be hurting for days.
candido by Magnum ken August 24, 2017
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Candido 

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Amazing man with many skills with the biggest dick EVER!
DAMN Candido you got a big dick!
Candido by fabulousbby February 2, 2018
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Candido 

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A sexy ass Dominican man that is absolutely perfect in every way. he gotta big ass dick and is bomb at eating pussy. but he gotta smart ass mouth so don't be afraid to smack him around a bit
Is that Candido! He's looking fine as hell today! (wink, wink)
Candido by han_uh_pangea March 31, 2019
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Candido 

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Chad
he is such a candido
Candido by fkuhafiugaf June 2, 2021
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candiosity 

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A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".
That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!
candiosity by Telephony November 27, 2011
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Tea Party Candidate 

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n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
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