candido

guy with huge dick and who's great in bed

that guy is a real candido

by candido May 13, 2005

candido

A severe bruising of the inside of a woman's mouth preferably behind the cheeks caused by rapid recipicating of a males large penis

Dude that chick sure got one hell of a "candido" last night in her mouth. I bet she'll be hurting for days.

by Magnum ken August 24, 2017

Candido

Amazing man with many skills with the biggest dick EVER!

DAMN Candido you got a big dick!

by fabulousbby February 2, 2018

Candido

A sexy ass Dominican man that is absolutely perfect in every way. he gotta big ass dick and is bomb at eating pussy. but he gotta smart ass mouth so don't be afraid to smack him around a bit

Is that Candido! He's looking fine as hell today! (wink, wink)

by han_uh_pangea March 31, 2019

Candido

Chad

he is such a candido

by fkuhafiugaf June 2, 2021

candiosity

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".

That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010