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Clampage

When a large woman has enough body baggage that you're able to insert your penis into the folds and fuck until ejaculating
That woman's got enough on her body for some clampage!
by NiMmY March 18, 2015
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Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.
Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!
by tgkomen October 2, 2020
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Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage
by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011
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Clumpage

An unsightly concentration of people in one location that leads to visual confusion or consternation, from the original "clump" signifying things sticking together in a messy or problematic way. Used to suggest an appalling lack of spatial awareness. The word is typically used by highly educated and well-trained theatre directors in contemporary musical theatre productions staged in Shellharbour to signal when cast are engaged in perpetrating an unspeakable visual assault upon the sense of an audience by sticking too closely to one another, rather than spreading out to fill a stage, space or set.

The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.

Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.
"Spread out and stop that clumpage."
by Nora Honeyharn November 10, 2013
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crampage

the rampage of a woman with cramps
Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
by Crunchyness February 1, 2008
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Clappage

Noun - to absolutely obliterate someone in a tournament; to clap them.
Verb - The act of imposing clappage on someone.
Bob: I am so ready for this tournament. This will be clappage.

Bob: We clappaged them so hard - they're trash at the game
by Taj Tellick January 26, 2021
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Crampage

Going on a sex spree after a long-term relationship has ended.
Jill and I just broke up. I'm gonna go on a massive crampage this month and bang a ton of chicks.
by crampage October 9, 2009
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