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Callahan Theory 

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.
Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"
Callahan Theory by MickWhop July 23, 2012
Really tasty bread made by the wonderous Jews.

Pronounced "Holla", with some weird cuhhhhh noise at the beginning.
Me: How much does the Challah Cost?

*Everyone around the table stares at me*
Challah by Yumliciousness August 24, 2009
The street slang in New York for a pretentious child looking for more attention than he can handle.

It is also used for wanting more than you can get.
Damn son you cant get all dem chicks you a crillah.
Crillah by dennisd95 January 19, 2009

A Callahan 

When you screw over your soldiers or employees because you can't get over your own bitterness. Applies to all people who revel in ruining the lives of others because of their own whimsical opinions. Common symptoms of "A Callahan" include Napoleon Complex, little dick syndrome, and others.
"Dude, my boss won't let me take vacation for my honeymoon. He's pulling a Callahan on me."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."
A Callahan by psyfloperator November 18, 2020

The Callahan Baja Blast 

The Baja Blast is when a man finishes in a woman’s mouth, she holds it in her mouth and drives her to Taco Bell. Where he buys her a Baja blast, she spits the semen into said Baja blast and continues to drink it all day.
Dude last night me and Christina did the Callahan Baja Blast.
A type of white, leavened bread that Jewish people (M.O.T.s) eat. It is pronounced the same as "holla".
I told that Jewish girl to give me a holla sometime, then she showed up at the crib couple of days later carrying a loaf of bread.

Tom: "This party is bernie."
Jon: "Let's bake like challah and leaven."
Bob: "Stop being such a M.O.T."
challah by Nick D May 30, 2004