A callahater is someone who is very intelligent, probably disgustingly hot. A callahater is someone who wants to FUCKIGN KILL THATB ITHC MINECRAFT YOUTUBER NAMED CALLAHAN. MOST OF THEM ARE FUCKING SIMPS. STOP BEING A SIMP IF YOU DUB YOURSELF A 'callahater'.
Person A: I miss Callahan.
Person B: Simp.
A: No I'm a Callahater. I would never simp.
Person B: *smacks*
The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.
I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!
to be duped by someone in sales to buy something and verbally get the world promised to you.
Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. ohbtw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).