Crackmonger

One who mongs crack, as in the cocaine kind or the posterior kind, or if you are Caleb

Hey man, want some crack!
No, go away Caleb(synonomous with crackmonger)

by Eskimo October 20, 2004

crapmonger

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up

1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.

by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockmonger

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.

"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."

by Elastin April 4, 2009

crackmonkey

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005