Crackmonger
Crackmonger by Eskimo October 20, 2004
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crapmonger
1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up
1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.
2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.
3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.
a crapmonger.
2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.
3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.
crapmonger by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006
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