crapmonger

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up

1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.

by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.

Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.

by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

Caremongering

A movement rapidly spreading across Canada to spread kindness and help others in their communities.

Canada is wonderful for caremongering.

by TheWordSubmitter March 19, 2020

crapmonkey

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

Crackmonger

One who mongs crack, as in the cocaine kind or the posterior kind, or if you are Caleb

Hey man, want some crack!
No, go away Caleb(synonomous with crackmonger)

by Eskimo October 20, 2004

caremongering

Deliberately offering assistance and acts of kindness during a time of public fear or alarm about a particular issue.

There is a lot of caremongering happening in Canada during the covid-19 pandemic.

by Intrinzik March 17, 2020

crapamongers

An exclamation of disapproval and frustration. A substitution for the word/excalamation "Crap!" which contains the word in itself. It can substitute "crap!", "Shit!", fuck!" and "dammit!", etc., when you just are so frustrated that you want to say a longer word.

"CRAPAMONGERS! I'm late for bio class!"

by Dr. J April 24, 2005