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cockmonger
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A
kleptomaniac
specializing in
cock
, who then
sells
it.
"I
heard
Lorena
Bobbit
tried to sell her
husband
's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
cockmonger
by
Elastin
April 4, 2009
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