Crackit 

Someone who is alright with one person doing something, but is totally against another person doing that same thing.

"Hey Serah! Watch me do the robot."

"No doing the robot is stupid...unless Bobby does it."

"...Stupid crackit..."

Crackit by Romedog March 16, 2013

Crackstasy

When you smoke crack on ecstasy.

Friend 1 - Hey yo, you tryin to smoke that crackstasy?
Friend 2 - All day wodi!

Crackstasy by New_BOOST February 20, 2011

cracktivities 

Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.

cracktivities by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 4, 2008

Cracking the UAV 

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan

On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.

Cracking the UAV by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

cracktonite 

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

cracktonite by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.

ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.

crackstitution by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.

be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.

crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008