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crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.
I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackerballs 

John: I played with Bobs crackerballs last night.
crackerballs by Dr1pp7 February 12, 2022

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.
Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

crackerback 

My momma's white and my daddy's mexican....so there for i tis be a cracker back
crackerback by BigPIMP September 12, 2004

crackerbarrelism 

believing racism against whites is real, usually believed by racist white kids (usually cisgender-heterosexual)
April: Ken said that racism against white people is real.
Kai: Not the crackerbarrelism-
April: I know right, he’s literally so racist
crackerbarrelism by deltaxx_ December 3, 2020