When you eat crack and a few hours later when you have sex or ejaculate, you sperm will be solid and you will find it hard to push out, this can be very dangerous, because when you do this, you dick will go insane and you can the humungocock.
El Chapo: hey can i have some sugar
drug dealer: here (but accidentally gives him crack)
El Chapo: eats the crack
12 hours later
El Chapo has sex with his wife
El Chapo: what the fuck why is my cum so hard to push out and is so solid, oh shit! i have the crackcum !
Many think El Chapo is at florence prison, but hes actually in a secret hospital because of the humungocock penis
drug dealer: here (but accidentally gives him crack)
El Chapo: eats the crack
12 hours later
El Chapo has sex with his wife
El Chapo: what the fuck why is my cum so hard to push out and is so solid, oh shit! i have the crackcum !
Many think El Chapo is at florence prison, but hes actually in a secret hospital because of the humungocock penis
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