crackcurd

Most common with poor hygiene, excessive exercise/sweating, hot pants when sweat and debris creating a curd-like wax that collects in the buttcrack. Similar to how when milk goes sour, a white, squishy substance forms creating a “curd”, except your asshole goes sour.

Sounds like the word “cracker(ed)” when said fluidly in a sentence

Garret “bro, you stink. You better shower after practice or your date later on will for sure be grossed out”
Brock “you think I’m stupid dude? My underwear has been bunching on me all day, I don’t think I wiped properly after my post-lunch shit… I most definitely have to wash my crackcurds out.”

by Dykeasaurs July 15, 2023

Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

crackerdoodles

it's an angry expression used by aiden when he loses or gets mad.

"holy Crackerdoodles"

by soccer777 March 27, 2018

crackacardia

Crackardia is when you have ingested large amounts of Crack-cocaine (or cocaine in any form), thereby causing a reaction of increased heart-rate, this is the term used to describe the rythm your cardiac monitor is reading.

Julius: "Yo man, my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest"
Brian: "Yeah, I think you smoked too much crack tonight"
Julius: "Yeah nigga' I must be gettin' that crackacardia, Let's go to the ER."

by Tiffany and Brian October 12, 2007

crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

Crackyard

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at

Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!

by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023

cracktard

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.

"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."

by bad daddy April 13, 2005