craccum 

Education was cited as one of the leading causes of civil unrest during the 1970's, being unable to ban such practices due to human rights the New Zealand Government cut much of it's funding to reputable universities, leaving those without rich parents to study typing at Te Wananga o Aotearoa.
The Auckland University Students Association however, had other ideas. Rather than leaving university to shear sheep or pretend they were black they recieved grants to create building materials, toilet paper, firewood, cheap clothing and occasionally food by cleverly disguising these resources as a low budget student magazine with zero percent intellectual content, thus being able to spend their own money on ridiculous tuition fees.
A grand success the "magazine" may now be picked up weekly around Auckland University, however recent editions have been laminated making them less suitable for use as toilet paper.

First Year - "I love reading Craccum, it's sooo funny"

University Student - "The lamination makes my ceiling waterproof"

craccum by fakingnovember April 22, 2006

craccum 

Craccum is the Latin transation for 'shit', or so I'm told (don't hold it against me if that's incorrect, I've got dodgy sources...). It's also the magazine put out weekly by Auckland University. If you can ever get your hands on it, read it. Certain conservative people with too many convictions (and fundamentalist right-wing christians) will probably find it highly offensive, but that's no reason for you not to read it. You can write outraged letters to the editor which will provide other readers with even more entertainment. The magazine is compiled of some very humourous and witty articles. The major reason I'm such a Craccum addict is because of the style and attitude that comes through from the writers. I would attempt to describe it but I'm sure I would just do it an injustice. The only way you you can see what I'm talking about is read it.

Check out - www.craccum.com. They haven't updated it in how long but you'll still get a taste. However, I wholey recommend that you get the real deal. Nothing will compare.

craccum by ice_berg September 23, 2004

Cracumber 

When a chick gets anal from a buncha guys and she craps out all the cum

That whore took a cracumber and that shit fucking flew man

Cracumber by DBCA October 26, 2009

Crapcummer 

A person who excretes crap from their gonads when cumming.

The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.

Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.

1. “This guy keeps asking my girlfriend to go drinking with him. Can he back the fuck off?”
“God, what a crapcummer.”

2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”

Crapcummer by bobalyfe May 30, 2016

Crackcum 

When you eat crack and a few hours later when you have sex or ejaculate, you sperm will be solid and you will find it hard to push out, this can be very dangerous, because when you do this, you dick will go insane and you can the humungocock.

El Chapo: hey can i have some sugar
drug dealer: here (but accidentally gives him crack)
El Chapo: eats the crack
12 hours later
El Chapo has sex with his wife
El Chapo: what the fuck why is my cum so hard to push out and is so solid, oh shit! i have the crackcum !
Many think El Chapo is at florence prison, but hes actually in a secret hospital because of the humungocock penis

Crackcum by toxicerous February 1, 2021