A none mythical fireman with very large feet, the name refers to the conceptul size of his penis. The subject is one who others find to do the dirty jobs and bail others out of trouble.
Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.
Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.
Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.
by Kadiddlehopper17b November 05, 2009
When you call 911 and don't know what's wrong with you the paramedic says you have eyetorectumitis. The cure is a swift kick in the ass!
by Kadiddlehopper17b November 06, 2009