Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.
Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.
Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.
by chelm_star December 22, 2018
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Slang for disgust or disappointment.
A substitution for any vulgar word.
Slang for disgust or disappointment.
A substitution for any vulgar word.
A car cut Steven off, and he yelled Craphamus!
All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.
We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!
All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.
We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!
by Buddy G January 2, 2012
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craphands • crapanese • crapmanship • Crankandstein • Craphamus • craphass • craphonso • Crapmanistan • CraShanda
A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.
by cool4dude April 29, 2005
Get the Crapmanistan mug.Mediocre skill in an occupation or trade. Expertise in mediocrity. Poor outcome in a trade or business despite years of experience.
by Magister Ludi August 24, 2011
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1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"
"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"
"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"
All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"
"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"
"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"
All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011
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Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.
Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.
Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.
by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009
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Thanks to planned obsolescence and general crapmanship I have burned through two paper shredders in two years. That's bunk!
by strayduck February 18, 2008
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