Chuck Crabb
The craziest red head fuck ever. Has a 18 incher soft (think about it) Charles Crabb is a man in the eyes of the Aztec Gods
Chuck Crabb by BOOBSBOOBS December 7, 2009
Harri Crabb
A unique individual who is highly skilled in first person shooters, pokemon games, making people laugh, being inappropriate and just being a FUCKING WIZARD!!!
Boy 1: Dude, that guy wrecked us.
Boy 2: I know, right. 48-1!
Boy 2: He must be Harri Crabb
or
Harry Potter: But I'm just Harry
Hagrid: Oh shit. Sorry, I was looking for Harri Crabb, not Harry Potter
Boy 2: I know, right. 48-1!
Boy 2: He must be Harri Crabb
or
Harry Potter: But I'm just Harry
Hagrid: Oh shit. Sorry, I was looking for Harri Crabb, not Harry Potter
Harri Crabb by Haydum December 1, 2011
Tyler Crabb
Tyler Crabb by sarah0828 April 26, 2019
Finley Crabb
Finley Crabb by Mega Gay Finley April 29, 2021
The Crab Under the Bridge
Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.
Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."
The Crab Under the Bridge by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014
Crabcunt
A guy who has very muscular and bulky arms and chest, usually seen in gyms. They look like crabs due to the built muscular mass on the upper body. Crabcunts are very slow (e.g. at running/moving) and they often lack speed and power.
John: "Hey Tom you lazy f*ck get to the gym now"
Tom: "Sorry bro, I don't want to be a crabcunt. It may slow me down."
Tom: "Sorry bro, I don't want to be a crabcunt. It may slow me down."
Crabcunt by Sir_Carrot February 28, 2017
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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