Coyoted 

The act of being smuggled into the county by a coyote.

Them Mexicans got coyoted into 'Merica.

Coyoted by Verbular Bandit January 29, 2017

Coyote time 

Slight delay before consequences manifest. First used in looney tunes cartoon "road runner", but is also an effective tool in video game design.

Madeline can jump a few frames after going over the edge of a platform (Celeste video game). This is called coyote time where characters run off platforms and keep sprinting in mid-air.

Coyote time by Axelsword October 24, 2019

space coyote 

A talking coyote formed from parts of the celestial landscape, as in 'The Simpsons' (c.) episode about the Guatemalan Insanity Peppers. You have to watch the episode, I wont go into the whole thing.
Also a person who gives guidance and advice to those who have never tripped before. He helps them stay grounded and not hurt themselves or others.

"...an that talking coyote was just a talking dog..." (Homer)

"Hey, thanks Space Coyote, I thought I had really brained my damage"

"help me Space Coyote!"

space coyote by Jake Baer July 18, 2006

Rectal Coyote 

Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.

Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.

Ex. 1

C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!

Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.

C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?

Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!

Ex. 2

Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.

Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!

DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.

DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!

Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.

Rectal Coyote by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022

Coyote Repugly 

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a Republican (as evidenced by the giant posters in his room for Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, FoxNews, and the college abstinance-only club), who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.

He'd seemed cute the night before, but when I woke up face-to-face with the Glen Beck poster, I realized he was Coyote Repugly.

Coyote Repugly by Jacob44444 May 31, 2010

coyote arm 

The coyote is one of the only animals that will chew off its own arm to get out of a trap. A human having coyote arm means that he or she is almost willing to chew off their own arm to prevent waking up the ugly mess they fell asleep next to where the mess may be lying on their arm.

Mike had a serious case of coyote arm after waking up next to that disgusting looking girl he got drunk with last night.

coyote arm by Laff January 7, 2004

Coyote Peterson 

A man that has balls of titanium as testicles

Coyote Peterson has balls that clank.

Coyote Peterson by Sliip July 1, 2020