orbiter

The skinnier females that orbit around the fat girl in various settings, such as at a bar or lounge scene, or a nightclub, etc...
Go distract the fat girl by buying her some finger food at the bar, while we pick up the three cute orbiters and meet you in front in 15 minutes.
by LAFF August 16, 2005
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slithery

After I left my boring date, I went to the strip bar and got myself into some slithery.
by LAFF August 17, 2005
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oral art

The art form of performing oral sex.
Due to the fact that she gagged and didn't swallow, her oral art requires vast improvement.
by LAFF August 17, 2005
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Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.
The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.
by LAFF April 23, 2004
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close the deal

The act of meeting somone and engaging in sexual intercourse within the same night.
I met her at the party and before I knew it I was closing the deal in the coat room.
by Laff January 06, 2004
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snorkled

Eating an ass from behind and having your face pressed so far into it that you have to use your nose to breathe.
She likes when I snorkle her to get her primed for anal sex.
by LAFF October 15, 2004
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fish to water

the natrual act a female demonstrates when placed in a sexual situation where she is expected to perform
I got her in the car after a few shots of vodka and she went down on me like a fish to water.
by Laff January 07, 2004
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