Cowtapping

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a fat woman. Named after the bovine-like appearence of overweight or obese females. Can be used interchangably with "hogging".

Hey bro, those slam hogs are checkin' you out." "Nice, looks like I'm cowtapping tonite.

by El Kente October 29, 2010

cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).

These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.

by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016

cwrapping

crappy wrapping, especially when doing so quickly or at the last minute.

"dude, did you get all your stuff wrapped?"

"man, at this point, I'm just cwrapping it all. Next year, don't let me wait until Christmas Eve again!"

by livingdedgrl December 27, 2011

cow tapping

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"

John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.

by F L November 3, 2006

cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003

Codnapping

The act of kidnapping a person with the use of a fish.
Common uses include:
1) Blindfolding them with it.
2) Concussing them with it.
3) Luring them into a dark alley with it.

Did you hear about Duncan?

Yeah, I heard that was a pretty horrible codnapping.

by Richard Woodwoodward May 20, 2010

cowtipping

sexual intercourse between a small male and a large female or between two or more males, one of which is overweight

Andrew: How do you know they're gay?

Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!

by Karl Davidson December 19, 2007