Cowmando 

a term used for a type of Wisconsin boy who lactates, its a rare birth defect in which the natch grows mammary glands in his throat and under his armpits, and they swell to great proportions, its all quite complex and scientific, the end product is an excess of testosterone and a suckle-able teet. it is very hard for this creature to maintain an erection to procreate being it only mates with the great red assed baboon

its kind of hard to take a man who lactates serious
(Cowmando also referred to as a homogenized-homosexualis)

Cowmando by Lord-Gore May 15, 2010

sweater commando 

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.

Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.

sweater commando by Kpeng January 5, 2017

Buckfast Commando 

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

Buckfast Commando by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

armchair commando 

Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.

Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."

Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."

Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"

armchair commando by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012

Keyboard Commando 

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.

Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'

Keyboard Commando by Papewaio March 2, 2010

Sleeping Commando 

Sleeping naked.

I'm sleeping commando tonight

Sleeping Commando by Schw4rtz July 30, 2012

ultra-commando 

Going commando (pantyless) in a micro-skirt or see-through dress.

Britney went ultra-commando and got caught by the paparazzi.

ultra-commando by jammygoil December 10, 2008