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Cowhumper 

N. Someone who fucks a cow, or any other farm animal, while drunk.
Bill: I heard Farmer Joe's a cowhumper.

Will: He's always doing something with those animals...
Cowhumper by ThatManInTheVan March 23, 2013
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Often known as Milk, Cow Cum is used as a Substitute for boob cum.
Used mostly for breakfast and child growth.
mike: cow cum makes bones strong
bob: ok
Cow Cum by nice133742069 April 23, 2021
Kow-Kunt -noun

1. The term for a woman's over sized vagina.
1. Shit dude, I fucked this girl last night and her pussy lips and hole were so big I thought I was fucking a cowcunt!
Cowcunt by jamiethompsonca March 31, 2010

Concumption 

The act of drinking mass quantities of alcohol with a blatant disregard for animal safety.
i look foward to the debotary of alcohol gifts and the concumption of them all night long
Concumption by Big JJ D December 3, 2010

concumption 

Steve: 'Yo are you going to spit??'
Emily: 'No don't worry, I'm skilled in the art of concumption.'

"I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke"
- Cardi B on concumption
concumption by b r a t January 30, 2021
I <3 cow-cum
cow-cum by Dick denvry November 25, 2009