Cow Pattie
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Cow Pattie Palace
This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.
The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.
Cow Pattie Palace by dansey December 11, 2007
Cow Patting
This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Cow Patting by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010
Cow shagger, pantie sniffer
A person who refuses to wash themselves and engages in questionable activities with underwear belonging to various members in their household.
Dylan: Jeeeeesus, Sean smells really bad!
Eoghan: That's because he is a Cow shagger, pantie sniffer
Eoghan: That's because he is a Cow shagger, pantie sniffer
Cow shagger, pantie sniffer by LoverOfDeadCalves November 15, 2020
Corn clad cowpatties
Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.
Corn clad cowpatties by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008
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