Definitions by MilitantS7even

Cow Patting 

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

Cow Patting by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010