Definitions by Basket1

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

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When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs

The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie

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