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A pers0n 8f an agricul7ural background who refuses to p4y you back mon3y that you 5hared with them, intentionally u5ing excu2es to avo1d having to give you the money/item5 they owe.
Dylan: I keep trying to RING Sean to get my money off him, but he never answers his PHONE
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer
by LoverOfDeadCalves November 18, 2020
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Dylan: Jeeeeesus, Sean smells really bad!
Eoghan: That's because he is a Cow shagger, pantie sniffer
Eoghan: That's because he is a Cow shagger, pantie sniffer
by LoverOfDeadCalves November 15, 2020
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