Covidment 

Fear of commitment during times of Covid 19

Do I want to buy that house? I don't know, these are trying times and I struggle with the covidment.

Covidment by LP_27 April 16, 2020

covidmania

an uncontrollable obsession or preoccupation with coronavirus diseases like covid-19

Covidmania is breaking all mania records worldwide!

covidmania by timlight April 21, 2020

Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?

Condiment by Cex February 22, 2012

Covidmind 

Our cognitive process, operating under COVID rules and demands, at all times attending to what we have to do to “stay safe” in this sick, new world.

OK, I got my Covidmind in gear and I’m ready for combat; I’ve put on my mask, grabbed the personal sanitizer, and plan to make my short trip to Walmart where I’ll pop my trunk while holding my breath and receive my prepaid groceries and then I’ll go straight home!

Covidmind by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

Covidmonger 

A person who makes big profits from the existence of the Coronavirus.

He is a shameless Covidmonger.

Covidmonger by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

condiment thief 

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

condiment thief by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.

Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.

Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020