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Covidmind 

Our cognitive process, operating under COVID rules and demands, at all times attending to what we have to do to “stay safe” in this sick, new world.
OK, I got my Covidmind in gear and I’m ready for combat; I’ve put on my mask, grabbed the personal sanitizer, and plan to make my short trip to Walmart where I’ll pop my trunk while holding my breath and receive my prepaid groceries and then I’ll go straight home!
Covidmind by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
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Coviding 

1. Taking precautions to prevent the infection and spread of COVID-19.
"I'm still Coviding so I won't be attending the party."

"We wear masks everywhere indoors. Are you still Coviding?"
Coviding by we'llgetthere December 21, 2022

covidmania

an uncontrollable obsession or preoccupation with coronavirus diseases like covid-19
Covidmania is breaking all mania records worldwide!
covidmania by timlight April 21, 2020

Covidmonger 

A person who makes big profits from the existence of the Coronavirus.
He is a shameless Covidmonger.
Covidmonger by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

COVIDidiocy 

Idiotic behavior during the COVID-19 pandemic. Ranges the gamut from taking absolutely no precautions, like not wearing masks, to going completely overboard like hoarding toilet paper or survival supplies.
Jesus Christ Ted has a bad case of COVIDidiocy. He's got a tractor-trailer load of toilet paper and hand sanitizer and enough guns to invade a small country.
COVIDidiocy by james savik July 29, 2020

COVIDcing 

Using the COVID-19 virus as an excuse to not see people, when the real reason is that they simply don't like them.
Some people are not permitting grandparents and grandchildren to see each other after months of quarantine, COVIDcing them that is "for their own good," when the reality is that they just don't like their in-laws.
COVIDcing by Crackerguy June 12, 2020

Covididize 

A way of saying that someone you know or you yourself have gotten Covid-19.
The man covididized the entire airport with one cough.

My mom was covididized in a Denny’s parking lot.
Covididize by Vaxhole March 27, 2021