(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.
Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.
This is in the other dictionary meaning a female comedian. If anyone has ever heard of one of these, please let me know.
Guy 1: Jo Brand is a comedienne.
Me: Wait dude, are you telling me a girl actually makes a living telling jokes?
Guy 1: Yeah
Me: She must have really big tits