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cougarbait

A cute young man (usually under 25 but there are exceptions) who possesses all the qualities most desired by a cougar in a mate, youth and a certain naivete about women, being the most important. He is the sort of guy who walks into a bar with his buddies and immediately has all the cougars buying him drinks and trying to pick him up. He does not go out looking for cougars in bars (he is trying to impress some girl next door he knows from his philosophy class) but for some reason always ends up with one. His buddies probably find this very amusing.
With his boyish good looks and innocent charm Johnny was walking cougarbait at the local bar.
by walmart is the antichrist December 14, 2008
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Cougarbait

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see Cougars). Syn. Milfbait
Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore cougarbait.
by JRSLim June 19, 2009
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cougaraptor

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks
watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor
by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010
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cougar bait

A gentleman usually 21 or older (19 and up in Canada) that is in a bar enjoying his alcoholic beverage of choice that is being hit on by a woman typically 35 and up that may or may not have a few kids and some extra baggage.
Wow man you got so drunk last night that cougar mauled you. Way to be Cougar Bait.
by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
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cougarita

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.
That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.
by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008
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cougarbate

When a woman over the age of, let's say 50, master bates while thinking of a sexual interest in their, let's say 20's.
" looking at these magazine photos of Jake Gyllenhaal makes me want to go home and cougarbate!"
by FrannC June 11, 2014
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Cougaritis

(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.
I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.
by IrisKay March 23, 2008
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