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Cougarist
Cougarist by DaMook Richman May 6, 2013
cougarific
Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.
A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.
Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.
A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.
Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.
cougarific by Paul David November 20, 2007
cougarpalooza
n: a gathering of middle to late aged women, usually in a public/social setting, with the intent of putting out 'the vibe'
#1: Gonna' take a leak and get another Pabst, you need anything from the bar?
#2: Nah, I'm good. Just watch out for cougarpalooza over there. Wouldn't want you to stick your dick in those mashed potatoes
#1: Will do.
#2: Nah, I'm good. Just watch out for cougarpalooza over there. Wouldn't want you to stick your dick in those mashed potatoes
#1: Will do.
cougarpalooza by fasterthanfast December 1, 2009
cougaristic
That woman has cougaristic qualities.
cougaristic by Chica Chica Boom Boom February 20, 2009
cougarbait
A cute young man (usually under 25 but there are exceptions) who possesses all the qualities most desired by a cougar in a mate, youth and a certain naivete about women, being the most important. He is the sort of guy who walks into a bar with his buddies and immediately has all the cougars buying him drinks and trying to pick him up. He does not go out looking for cougars in bars (he is trying to impress some girl next door he knows from his philosophy class) but for some reason always ends up with one. His buddies probably find this very amusing.
cougarbait by walmart is the antichrist December 14, 2008
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