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cougarbate

When a woman over the age of, let's say 50, master bates while thinking of a sexual interest in their, let's say 20's.
" looking at these magazine photos of Jake Gyllenhaal makes me want to go home and cougarbate!"
by FrannC June 11, 2014
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cougarbait

A cute young man (usually under 25 but there are exceptions) who possesses all the qualities most desired by a cougar in a mate, youth and a certain naivete about women, being the most important. He is the sort of guy who walks into a bar with his buddies and immediately has all the cougars buying him drinks and trying to pick him up. He does not go out looking for cougars in bars (he is trying to impress some girl next door he knows from his philosophy class) but for some reason always ends up with one. His buddies probably find this very amusing.
With his boyish good looks and innocent charm Johnny was walking cougarbait at the local bar.
by walmart is the antichrist December 14, 2008
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Cougarbait

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see Cougars). Syn. Milfbait
Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore cougarbait.
by JRSLim June 19, 2009
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Cougarette

1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.

2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)

guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?

guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!

guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
by InternHustle August 28, 2009
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Cougarlated

The act of getting violated by a Cougar.
Tim: Damn, Dude, I just got Cougarlated.
Fred: What happened?
Tim: You know that cougar that was sitting at the bar?
Fred: Yeah.
Tim: When I walked by her, she leaned over and kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
Fred: Yep, you got Cougarlated.
by backrow boys August 27, 2009
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cougarcation

A vacation taken together by a group of women that are at least 35 years old, without any men or children in the group.
I've been busy with the kids because my wife is on a cougarcation in Barbados with her friends.
by Book'EmDan0 May 27, 2014
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cougarcatcher

Middle 20 boy whos hobby it is to catch cougars
Tobi you dirty little cougarcatcher!
by Cougarcatchingboy September 5, 2020
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