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Cougaritis 

A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
Cougaritis by Hank Savage February 28, 2007

cougarific 

Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.

A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.

Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.
Mom, that tight t-shirt looks cougarific on you!
Those gold sandals are cougarific!
cougarific by Paul David November 20, 2007

cougaristic 

a characteristic of an older woman who PREYS on younger men and often described as a cougar
That woman has cougaristic qualities.
cougaristic by Chica Chica Boom Boom February 20, 2009

cougarita 

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.
That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.
cougarita by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008

cougarific 

A woman, or any given scenario, that has exceptional cougar qualities
Those ladies running through the park are cougarific.
or
I'm beside myself on how cougarific this wine and cheese party is.
cougarific by Sean Milligan November 24, 2005

cougarfish 

a hybrid of a cougar, a fish, and chuck norris
Jon: GEORGIANS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!?!
Cougarfish: AU! AU! AU!
cougarfish by Cougar Fisher February 22, 2011
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