A social phenomenon where older women are accepted and encouraged to prowl for much younger men. There are certain social expectations by which the cougar must adhere to, certain norms, customs, and ideologies. Individuals must have skills and habits necessary to participate within their own society, a.e alimony, facelifts, and a cougar pack to name a few. The target must always be young men that are close to children's age and more than willing to participate in the game. The phenomenon is complete when the cub is snatched and taken back to her den.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.