Colobag
Short for "colostomy bag" (the bag you shit into when your body can't do it normally). Douche bag has become severely overused, so when somebody is worse than a douche bag, they're a colostomy bag, a colobag.
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Coobage Pooch Wooner
A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
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Coolbags
Coolbags: Expression of acceptability or excellence synonymous with excellent, awesome, brilliant etc., when used in the same context.
Coolbags by HazenCatteneo March 31, 2011
coolbag
coolbag by manfred_spain December 21, 2008
cobobagone
cobobagone by Fuckpaulbell May 30, 2018
coolbag
a term used to classify someone that tries to act cool but in no way can pull it off
a person who does foolish acts that in their minds may seem cool but in the eyes of everyone else is lame
a person similar to a tool or thinks they are "all that"
a person who does foolish acts that in their minds may seem cool but in the eyes of everyone else is lame
a person similar to a tool or thinks they are "all that"
coolbag by OOZE (Jessyie) November 7, 2009
Coolbag
An individual that everyone personally despises, but pretends to like; because they are somehow popular. See "Saud"
(in private place)
kid #1 - Yo, Justin is the biggest coolbag on the planet.
kid #2 - Dude, I know, right?
(in public place)
Kid #1 - Justin is the coolest kid in the world. He's totally hanging out with us sometime.
kid #2 - Oh, for sure. I love having that kid around.
kid #1 - Yo, Justin is the biggest coolbag on the planet.
kid #2 - Dude, I know, right?
(in public place)
Kid #1 - Justin is the coolest kid in the world. He's totally hanging out with us sometime.
kid #2 - Oh, for sure. I love having that kid around.
Coolbag by argasfdga3 July 9, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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