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Colob is the type of guy to make a Blizzard account that’s just his name. He's a secret crossdresser, and doesn’t know geography ("the london in france right?" - Colob).
However, he knows how to time every sex joke perfectly and loves Roo.

Colob is also gay for spencer, and very homoerotically inclined towards him. He wants him to eat him out, and probably bifle him with his pp, which is allegedly as wide as a panasonic TV; which makes it quite hard for Colob to suck. RIP Colob, died from being gay.
"Wow, Colob is so sexy. Good for him. He is submissive and breedable." -Spencer, probably
colob by Peeballs the great November 21, 2021
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Acronym for: "Crack Open a Cold One with the Boys"
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Lets COCOB tonight.

You wanna COCOB after work today?

I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.
COCOB by COCOBER September 1, 2021
The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!
colbear by Larry S September 15, 2007
Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.
Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”
Cloob by Blair Sally December 7, 2019