Colob is the type of guy to make a Blizzard account that’s just his name. He's a secret crossdresser, and doesn’t know geography ("the london in france right?" - Colob).
However, he knows how to time every sex joke perfectly and loves Roo.
Colob is also gay for spencer, and very homoerotically inclined towards him. He wants him to eat him out, and probably bifle him with his pp, which is allegedly as wide as a panasonic TV; which makes it quite hard for Colob to suck. RIP Colob, died from being gay.
However, he knows how to time every sex joke perfectly and loves Roo.
Colob is also gay for spencer, and very homoerotically inclined towards him. He wants him to eat him out, and probably bifle him with his pp, which is allegedly as wide as a panasonic TV; which makes it quite hard for Colob to suck. RIP Colob, died from being gay.
by Peeballs the great November 21, 2021
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The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.
by FurTip August 9, 2006
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Acronym for: "Crack Open a Cold One with the Boys"
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Lets COCOB tonight.
You wanna COCOB after work today?
I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.
You wanna COCOB after work today?
I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.
by COCOBER September 1, 2021
Get the COCOB mug.The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!
by Larry S September 15, 2007
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