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When you marry marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband
Yeah, that’s my cusband- don’t ask any questions
Cusband by Boogaloochoo September 8, 2018
when you marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband.

.,.,,.
"yeah thats my cusband, don't ask any questions"
cusband by MelonMCOfficial October 5, 2019

Cousband 

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
Cousband by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013
When you marry your cousin and he becomes your cusband.
Yeah, that's my cusband. Don't ask any questions.
Cusband by Acrobotic April 14, 2020

cousband 

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.
That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.
cousband by Mack57 September 1, 2008

cousband 

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time
My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.
cousband by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009
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