Cosban

A literal Chad. Usually has red hair and eats soylent. Owns 3 Teslas because why not.

God Chad Cosban makes my boy pussy so wet!

by Big Kiffe daddy May 7, 2021

Cusband

When you marry marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband

Yeah, that’s my cusband- don’t ask any questions

by Boogaloochoo September 8, 2018

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.

Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017

cusband

when you marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband.

.,.,,.

"yeah thats my cusband, don't ask any questions"

by MelonMCOfficial October 5, 2019

costantino

The sex gods of Rome, every male is known for their mighty strength, intelligence, generousity, and let's not forget how the first born son has an unnaturally gigantic cock!!!

Decended from the roman emperor Constantine the Great

And last and best of all can make all and every woman fall into a instant orgasm after a few well spent minutes and can be left into a orgasmic slumber. But wouldn't you after a night with the kings dick!!!

Oh man I slept with a Costantino last night I can barely sit down

by Sqishy January 29, 2015

Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

mikey cobban

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!

Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip

by Rosie Fowler May 22, 2018