Cooban

A living, breathing STD. Capable of spreading by mere touch. Tends to be highly intoxicated, very angry, and extremely meticulous. This STD will turn your skin a dark shade of brown and will cause you to have late night cravings to vaccuum the entire house.

Hey Cooban! We love you!

by Sendou April 5, 2010

Cooban

Cuban

It's me, the local cooban.

by JimmyJimmyBoi June 24, 2018

coolan

Another way to say chillin’ and mostly popular among preppy folks in the DMV and surrounding areas.

Q. Wassup????
A. Just coolan

Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...

chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing

by Kerrmmittt October 22, 2015

Coogan Spatula

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

mikey cobban

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!

Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip

by Rosie Fowler May 22, 2018

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007