Cosar 

Turkish soccer player that's fine as hell.

He CAN'T EAT BACON OR ANYTHING FROM A PIG BC THEIR DIRTY!

Yo don't be a Cosar GET BACON on that burger!

Cosar by Joe900009 October 21, 2008

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Cotaroy 

Basically someone who fucking hates everything

John: hey man that girl is pretty hot
Cotaroy: I HATE GIRLS FUCK U

Cotaroy by Ça February 6, 2019

Cesar 

Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.

*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*

Cesar by ersoolah June 11, 2018

Cosa sad 

When a sad moment happends and you are left alone and in disappointment

Him: hey wanna hang out at the mall later
Her: i cant my parents say im not allowed to go with you
Him: why?
Her: cuz your older
Him: Cosa sad 😞

Cosa sad by Halobeast123 June 28, 2020

cotaroy 

Someone who fuggin hates everything!

John: Are you even gonna eat your birthday cake that costed $1,000,000
Cotaroy: I HATE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cotaroy by CatsRBad February 5, 2019

Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.

Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD

Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018