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Ces,A tiny midget about 3'11 w a tiny ass d!ck dont date guys like this
Cesare,a bitch and a hoe
Cesare by ...wtf? April 28, 2022
Cesare Is your typical crackhead, he hates women and he is a notorious member of KKK.
One day my son will be a Cesare.
Cesare by Cesafracc22 November 22, 2021
Don't be fooled, even if he has the name of an emperor, Cesare is a man who has nothing of a man, not even ba**s. In a relationship he will treat you very badly. If you see Cesare, run!
Cesare by unnamed... November 24, 2021

dirty cesare

Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.
"Are you pullin a Dirty Cesare on me cunt?"
dirty cesare by LiL SCRAWNY August 19, 2017
Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.
PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
Di Cesare by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019
Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.
*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*
Cesar by ersoolah June 11, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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