Don't be fooled, even if he has the name of an emperor, Cesare is a man who has nothing of a man, not even ba**s. In a relationship he will treat you very badly. If you see Cesare, run!

Cesare without courage.

Cesare by unnamed... November 24, 2021

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dirty cesare

Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.

"Are you pullin a Dirty Cesare on me cunt?"

dirty cesare by LiL SCRAWNY August 19, 2017

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Di Cesare

Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.

PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"

Di Cesare by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

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Cesar

Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.

*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*

Cesar by ersoolah June 11, 2018

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