Corvon

Very Intelligent and rational person. Always knows exactly what is most important and has a massive penis. Gets all the hoes and doesn't have stds. Good at everything he does but doesnt try hard cuz he knows it doesn't matter. Big penis.

Wow. I get no hoes. I wish I was more of a CORVON

by JustinTheWanker May 15, 2021

Corvon

Well endowed and can send women into a trance with the thought of his massive throbbing cock.

Girl 1: “Omg did u see Corvon’s penis”?
Girl 2: *internal vaginal hydration*

by Massawifegetfoop May 16, 2021

Corona-blocked

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."

I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.

by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020

Coronachella

A large concert or music festival held during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020.

Chad: Hey Dude, you going to that concert on Saturday?

Brad: Nah, I’ll pass. Have fun at Coronachella.

by Murder Hornet June 24, 2020

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

by beckynot March 28, 2020

coron-optimistic

When someone thinks they have already been exposed to Covid-19, and thus have antibodies for it, because they had one or more symptoms of the disease between January and March 2020.

Todd: “I think I may have had it already. Back in January, I was really sick for like a week after hanging out with that girl that had just gotten back from Seattle.”

Me: “Yeah, then you probably HAVE had it already. Either that or you are just being a little Coron-optimistic.”

by Oilcan99 April 27, 2020

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.

Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.

by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020