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Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.
“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.
by beckynot March 28, 2020
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Acronym for "Alien I'd Like to Fuck".
A crucial staple of Science Fiction, rendering it watchable.
Pronounced "alf", but not to be confused with the puppet from the 1980s TV show, who is not an example of an AILF.
Examples of an "AILF":
The chick Steve Guttenberg does (in an alien sort of way) in "Cocoon".
Natasha Henstridge is "Species".
"Orion slave girl" (the green chick) in "Star Trek".
by beckynot July 15, 2013
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Acne on the lower half of the face, the area most likely to be covered by a mask such as the kind worn to prevent transmission and reception of virus particles borne in respiratory droplets.

Mask Acne results from the build up of dirt and perspiration trapped by a mask against the skin. The extent of your Mask Acne reflects the extent to which your mask is sealed against the skin. More acne indicates a more effective seal.

Mask acne is just a small part of the price of the fight against the spread of the Corona Virus and COVID-19. It is nothing to be ashamed of.
Hey! My mask covers my Mask Acne!

To prevent Mask Acne, change your mask often (as supplies allow).

Mask Acne can be reduced by washing your face and not just your hands.
by beckynot April 9, 2020
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One of Shakespeare’s lesser know comedies. “What Me Worry” was written following the success of similarly themed works:

"Much Ado About Nothing" (1598–1599)
"As You Like It" (1599–1600)
"All’s Well That Ends Well" (1602–1603)
“What Me Worry” (1604-1605)

The play is sometimes attributed to Alfred E. Neuman.
“A man can die but once, what me worry?” - Henry IV Part II
“What’s done is done, what me worry?” - Macbeth
“Beware the ides of March, what me worry?” -Julius Caesar (this quote has been debated)
by beckynot April 25, 2020
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- Something that is sexually stimulating (erotic) in a homeless kind of way.
- The “grunge” look popularized by 1990s bands coming from Seattle.
- Matt Dillon’s performance in the 1992 movie “Singles”.
- Can also refer to an attraction to the homeless or erotic acts between or associated with the homeless (See also HOMOEROTICA a depiction of erotic acts between or related to the homeless.).

- Earlier meaning: erotic in a Charlie Chaplin sort of way, a reference to his “Little Hobo” character. He was also known as the “Little Tramp”, which perhaps is the etymology of the sexual connotation of “tramp”.
1. Kirk Cobain had a HOBOEROTIC charisma that endeared him to Gen X. He appeared both independent from society and like he needed to be taken care of.
2. “Did you see them go at it on that bench? So HOBOEROTIC!”
by beckynot September 20, 2020
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Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.

Examples of Russian BOTulism:

“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”

“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
by beckynot September 25, 2020
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