Corten

This is a person who demonstrates a large amount of nonsensical insaneness. In addition to his personality, his sense of style is somewhat toolish. If you see a corten, snap a picture. Corten's are extremely rare in nature and you can tell they are near by their incessant flatulence.

I knew Corten was here, because it smelled like cologne and dog-fart.

by hobbafloosawhatsit August 14, 2011