A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
Get the congresswoman mug.Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
by ribetab January 11, 2011
Get the I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! mug.If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
Get the congressman's coffee mug.by California Brown January 15, 2008
Get the The Congressman mug.After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure
She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range
by newo May 13, 2005
Get the angry congressman mug.A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
Get the congressman mug.Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
Suck my Congressman.
by Solasvegas June 17, 2011
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