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An unstoppable vortex who thinks they are a tough cunt. Drinks Great Northerns and munches burgers every Monday morning. Plays a non-contact bitch sport. Can be found smashing slabs and tuning fatties with his best mate Grinchtittiez and has made several appearances on Mordi rewind. Has a funny lookin lazy eye when drinking beers
Wow, he just got fucked up by the cortex

Did you see the cortex? He just downed a slab
Cortex by Mr. Fuck your sister April 30, 2019
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The act of drilling a hole into the back of one's skull, and proceeding to repeatedly insert the penis through said hole into the brain cavity, undoubtedly killing the victim.
"Yeah I would smash, but I would rather cortex her, I bet she has nice brain texture."
cortex by DFinn February 24, 2009
To outwit,charm,or deceive by use of one's intellect.
My opponent is so dim and foolish I know i can cortex him and get what i want.
Cortex by Almighty Money Folk February 26, 2014
A place where darkness surrounds one area and it is light outside.
Oh boy the cortex is around us lately.
Cortex by 0eA December 22, 2014
the "fellas" , wang, john, bits and peices, cock, whale bone, double 0 and 7
cortex by Amber February 29, 2004
Cortex is Omnionyx's bottom, this word is literally another word for bottom
Cortex, don't you mean a bottom?
Cortex by Omnionyx August 30, 2019

Cortex Command 

Cortex Command is an awesome in-development game that is a cross between a third-person 2d shooter and an RTS.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.
Go play Cortex Command, then you'll have your example.
Cortex Command by iwillcontrolyou December 15, 2008