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Cortala is an argentina which basically means like cut the bs or like stop
"Cortala" means like cut the bullshit or stop lying to me or arguing about anything.
its a very General and Effective way to stop an argument in Argentina.
Cortala by Clout queen June 6, 2019
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A traditional korean tea ceremony bagger device.
Mama: Lee, go and get dat bag of earl grey and use the corala to let it seep into the watah.

Lee: okay master
corala by Gorbachev123 January 1, 2011
Dead beat nigger father who abandoned their young at birth.
Ugly ass cootalang.
cootalang by Cootalang October 18, 2017
Come here cortana and let me show you my spartan.
cortana by saka2me April 3, 2008
An A.I construct in the Halo universe modeled after Dr. Hasley one of the main people involved in the SPARTAN project, Cortana is the most advenced A.I. in the entire Halo universe, she even hacks into UNSC(military) data if she has too. She is usually partnered up with Master Chief SPARTAN-117, she was stationed before that on a ship named the Pillar Of Autumn, where she was the ships navigator as most A.I constructs are, she is stored on The Chief in a special layer of his suit witch allows her to help his brain reflexes reach his limbs, making him faster than his normal enhanced speed, she is inserted through the helmet, but that is only where her holodisk stays, whle she spreads to every part of the chief's nueral interface, she even helps him with his radar.
"Chief, Chief can you hear me"
-Cortana
Cortana by Spikan January 29, 2006

SUNY Cortland 

A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.

The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg

Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.

Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)

Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!

2)

*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
SUNY Cortland by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011
grandpa: Did you hear about Siri

Kid: Grandpa its motherfucking Cortana

Grandpa: Oh my bad
Cortana by SpiderBlaze21 December 8, 2017
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