Cortaca 

An annual football game between Ithaca College and SUNY Cortland. The rivalry is very intense even though both teams are kind of terrible. Students from both schools claim that their institution always wins, but as of 2010 Ithaca has won 34 vs. Cortland's 18.

Cortland kid: Omg Cortland always wins Cortaca.
Ithaca kid: As a literate and well-informed human being, I would like to point out that IC has almost twice the number of wins of Cortland.

Cortaca by bombedbomber October 8, 2011

Cortaca 

Cortaca is more than the football game where Cortland State kick's Ithaca's ass, but is the mindset all should have during the year at Cortland State. It cannot be defined- it must be lived.

"Cortaca!"
"WOO!"

Cortaca by Cortaca Woo November 12, 2009

Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. Sports Illustrated once called it "The biggest little game in the nation." Ithaca leads the series 31-15 all time. The game is marked by the biggest party weekend for both schools.

1. "I've got 15 people visiting me AND I'm wasted at 9 AM. It must be Cortaca Jug Weekend!"

2. "Did you see the definition someone from Cortland wrote for the Cortaca Jug? It was so bad I had to edit it for grammar and correctness. Stupid state schoolers!"

Cortaca Jug by ICBomber October 14, 2006

Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. ESPN calls it "The littlest big game in the nation." Cortland is known for kicking Ithaca's ass and currently has possession of the "Cortaca Jug." The biggest party weekend and school spirited weekend for both schools.

1. It's 9am and I'm wasted"
"Must be CORTACA"

2. "I got 15 people visiting me"
"Must be CORTACA"

Cortland State dominates in every sport and therefore has possession of the Cortaca Jug.

Cortaca Jug by c-stater May 30, 2006

cortana 

A sexy bitch from halo.

Come here cortana and let me show you my spartan.

cortana by saka2me April 3, 2008

Cortana 

An A.I construct in the Halo universe modeled after Dr. Hasley one of the main people involved in the SPARTAN project, Cortana is the most advenced A.I. in the entire Halo universe, she even hacks into UNSC(military) data if she has too. She is usually partnered up with Master Chief SPARTAN-117, she was stationed before that on a ship named the Pillar Of Autumn, where she was the ships navigator as most A.I constructs are, she is stored on The Chief in a special layer of his suit witch allows her to help his brain reflexes reach his limbs, making him faster than his normal enhanced speed, she is inserted through the helmet, but that is only where her holodisk stays, whle she spreads to every part of the chief's nueral interface, she even helps him with his radar.

"Chief, Chief can you hear me"
-Cortana

Cortana by Spikan January 29, 2006

Cortana 

The new version of Siri

grandpa: Did you hear about Siri

Kid: Grandpa its motherfucking Cortana

Grandpa: Oh my bad

Cortana by SpiderBlaze21 December 8, 2017