A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
by jakeHawaii March 06, 2011
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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